The things they say!

Ryan and I were driving home from Mindi's this afternoon and the following conversation took place. We were just about to EZ Orchards, still a little far from home.

Ryan: I get out Mommy?
Mommy: No, Ryan. We aren't home yet. Where would we go if we got out?
Ryan: You drive home and I walk.
Mommy: No, I can't let you out. It wouldn't be safe. And you can't walk on the road!
Ryan: Okay, I walk on that grass over there. Not in the road. I get out now Mommy?

Seriously?? Then about half a mile later, Ryan tells me, "Mommy, there's a beer on my leg." I turned around and said, "WHAT???" He points, to a small BRUISE and says, "Right here!" I was laughing so hard and had to correct him and tell him that was a bruise, not a beer!!